Bacon & Man Stuff.

mets, jets, and processed pork. served with a side of sarcasm, cynicism, and laughter.

  1. toastdurr:

    fairyspork:

    floptart:

    ass2007:

    im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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    Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

    (via candidbandit)

  2. fruitbat46:

    my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

    (via foreverinwanderlust)

  3. gaaraofsburbia:

    james-p-sullivan:

    HEY TUMBLR

    DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

    THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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    THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

    (via volcanicdynamo)

  4. (Source: pleatedjeans, via notoriousblg)

  5. sadbitch2003:

    Sext:

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    (via thehillshavesableyes)

  6. spikespiegell:

    *leans against wall*

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    (via thehillshavesableyes)

  7. stopirwin:

    i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

    i don’t

    (via risky-endeavors)

  8. maniclaughter:

    raggediandi:

    ghostgif:

    when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

    When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

    (via risky-endeavors)

  9. "I’d marathon Lord of the Rings with you"
    ancient proverb, displaying an enormous amount of love and tolerance (via b0wties-are-cool)

    (Source: middle-earth-and-westeros, via thehillshavesableyes)

  10. nippletowns:

    when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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    (Source: dveon, via party-like-robots)

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