Bacon & Man Stuff.

mets, jets, and processed pork. served with a side of sarcasm, cynicism, and laughter.

  1. rosiebeck:

    nxv:

    primisthebomb:

    I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

    i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

    I threw a grape in the air
    I went to catch it I swear
    It hit a spider that fell
    and now they’re on my face

    (via woe-and-grow)

  2. dizzysdomain:

    shoona:

    If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot

    image

    image

    (via volcanicdynamo)

  3. dangering:

    My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart

    (Source: swinq, via thehillshavesableyes)

  4. surprisebitch:

    moriahari:

    HOLY SHIT

    PLOT TWIST

    (Source: sizvideos, via thehillshavesableyes)

  5. kenby:

why u lick me

    kenby:

    why u lick me

    (via thehillshavesableyes)

  6. sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

    sweeneyway:

    to join the black parade

    (Source: ogallure, via thehillshavesableyes)

  7. hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

    hatesful:

    my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

    (Source: ghostfawns, via thehillshavesableyes)

  8. starllex:

    I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

    (via thehillshavesableyes)

  9. pleatedjeans:

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